Stu: We have to be back by 1030pm or we will be locked out. Its like camping in Nazi Germany.

Stu: Glen you nearly stood on my bad toe, at least I’m wearing Crocs so there are holes to let the blood out.

Tig: that is the problem with having germans camping next door, they spoil the traditional british sport of casual racism and dodgy accents…

Tig: are you the acceptable face of modern casual racism?
Stu: no iam the acceptable face of modern sexism
Tig: I am the acceptable face of modern agism, it must be Glen

Glen: that train was really nice colours.
Stu (having just woken up): That will be the Monster Ripper working then.

Tig: we have had a message from Gordy
Stu and Glen: hurrah!

Tig: Glen, do you need the wokbeena to cuddle tonight?

Tig: We could have a bar meal provided they allowed us to eat outside… They couldn’t smell us then.

Strange man looking at landy rammed full of stuff: Do you sleep in there?
Stewie: No
Stewie ten mins later: Do we sleep in there? What, did he think we could get in there by osmosis?